If I could I would...

Now we all know about the wasted money that stems from D.C. Now I think I should kick every democrat in the nuts for the health care bill. I mean sure, we spend wayyyy more money on the military, but that is a necessary expenditure to ensure freedom the world over.That's correct, I'm a conservative who cares about someone other than himself. Shove it you leftist wasters of the people's money.

Being a model citizen.

I have to say, this drug epidemic is getting a bit out of hand. Now I am not usually one to advocate increased power in government, but there are lines that should be crossed. The mexican cartels are going insane, murdering people in the streets, profiting in the billions every year, and they are engaged in a war with themselves and the Mexican government. We need to do the most fiscally responsible thing in this situation. You know the answer to our problems in your heart.

I'm ready to fish.

Well, it's a Tuesday night, the sun is still out, and I have that perfect little spot on the river that's landed me 1 trophy bass. I do believe that I'll shove off in a few minutes, as the perfect sunset/fish awaits me.

Boy, I'll tell you what. There is a growing epidemic in the contiguous 48. That problem is the poor education that our schools are putting out. Now, if we, the intelligent taxpayers, were to press our elected officials into privatizing the education of our students, everyone would benefit. The revenues of the schools with children attending would be enormous. The people choosing the schools would be happy with their choice, and the teachers would be happy to be paid more as a result of the numerous student base of a "mega school" with thousands of full-time and full paying students. Everyone would win.

America, The Beautiful.

The current state of affairs in this great country is nothing but the absolute best that I have personally seen. We have destroyed our great enemy, Osama bin Laden, effectively crippling the Al-Quaeda command chain. I could not be more proud of our armed forces.